Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Pity the Fool

Why is this guy surrounded by mini Mr. T's ?
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Mr. T says: Treat Your Mother Right

This song is gonna be stuck in my head. lol *sings* Mother there is no other...

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

God has everything under control except for....

Dot. Period. Point Blank.

Why Lord? Why can't you control your children? I can't take this!

1. How in the world can someone get paid to make people look so horrid?
2. What is wrong with her teeth?
3. Why is she bending over like that?
4. Is her shirt tied up in the back? Does it say " Do you wanna get flashed"?
5. THUG= True Heart Under God? 
6. Death Stare *No MOMMA NOOOO*               

   *flatline* I just died this is my ghost typing this.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Pregnancy Style Test for Pork

OK... so I  know I havent posted here in a long time, and honestly its partly because I could remember my blog  password and I was being lazy. lol But when I read this I just knew I had to post it.

They now have a test for anyone that has restrictions (religious or otherwise) to eating PORK! Yes you got that right... you can now test your food for pork. This is ingenious! Whoever made this up is going to make sooooooo much money with all the people who don't want to consume pork.

What's next.... a test for High Fructose Corn Syrup?  MSG? Personally I think an MSG test would be awesome!

*not the real test